Is there a God?

[percival]

Of course!

Check out this exhaustive list.



518. THE X-FILES ARGUMENT

1) The truth is out there.
2) God is the truth.
3) Ergo, God is out there.
4) Therefore, God exists.

436. ARGUMENT FROM I WAS A SICK SON OF A BITCH

1) When I was an atheist, I smoked crack, robbed gas stations, raped prostitutes, and stole candy from babies.
2) When I found Jesus, I stopped doing that stuff.
3) Therefore, God exists.

408. ARGUMENT FROM INTUITION

1) Democritus, and the writers of creation myths, and correct intuitions that there are atoms, and the world had not existed forever, respectively.
2) Therefore, intuition in general is reliable.
3) My intuition tells me that God exists.
4) Therefore, God exists.


409. ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF AN ARGUMENT (I)

1) Well . . .
2) Um . . .
3) You see . . .
4) Um . . .
5) Therefore, God exists.

37. ARGUMENT FROM SHEER WILL

(1) I DO believe in God! I DO believe in God! I do I do I do I DO believe in God!
(2) Therefore, God exists.


38. ARGUMENT FROM NONBELIEF

(1) The majority of the world's population are nonbelievers in Christianity.
(2) This is just what Satan intended.
(3) Therefore, God exists.


39. ARGUMENT FROM POST-DEATH EXPERIENCE

(1) Person X died an atheist.
(2) He now realizes his mistake.
(3) Therefore, God exists.


40. ARGUMENT FROM EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL

(1) God loves you.
(2) How could you be so heartless to not believe in Him?
(3) Therefore, God exists.



For the record, I do believe that God exists, but I also know that I will never be able to prove it.