fools

[percival]

hey there - i fooled u! im no fat old german woman. percival's a COOL dude and he's lookin 4 luv.
that's right, laydeez. Gotcha. i've been using this journal to get with some 'mazing chicks. most of you are girls, right? you are girls? and frustrated housewifes? well, rock hard (that's my RL name)'s gonna take care of you luvly laydeez and give you a time you won't forget any time soon.

No, actually, you gibbering, Weasley-loving fools, my real name is not Rock Hard - but it is a pretty good description of me. I am none other than Draco Malfoy! Taking over the Quill is not enough - now I'm invading the mind of every single one of its inhabitants. Imperius! Imperius! Take that, you fools.

Comments

[brightfame.livejournal.com]

sigh...whereas I, for reasons which may be beyond the control of either of us, am only seeing your 'offline' icon. Sign onto AIM ... I'm there! At least till 9:30 GMT or so, that is.

[sourcebook.livejournal.com]

Gave me a funny turn there while wondering, just a minute, how do I actually know that Percival is female (though I never envisaged you as a fat old german woman!)

No problem with people reinventing themselves, actually. I wonder how many people have both a male and female persona on the web?

Do you have any personal experience of getting a surprise, pleasant or otherwise, due internet anonymity?

[perceval.livejournal.com]

nnnot really - I sometimes enjoy not confessing to my gender. For example, I still haven't
come clean about the fact I'm female on CookdandBombd, the Chris Morris site.

[piperx.livejournal.com]

Aha! I suspected as much. You liked to talk about the tenderness of breasts a little too much. ;)

[buongiornodaisy.livejournal.com]

Omg r u Evgeni?!/1111