slash

I'm not a huge fan of slash in fanfic. I just don't find the idea of two guys making love that intriguing - or sexy. Even though R/S is a very cute idea ...

However, there is one slash pairing that I fully support. It's Ted/Ralph. Ted is a farm labourer, Ralph his master. Ted has magnificent sideburns and is quite a bit older. Hardworking, strong, silent. Ralph is portly but cute (hell yeah - call me a perv, but I find Charlie Higson strangely sexy), has an adorable stutter, and is very shy and gentle. He's been wooing Ted with his friendship ever since he was a baby.

More info? Search for the Fast Show.

That gives me an idea --- I'll wear a Ted/Ralph t-shirt to Geekmoot. Otherwise, I'll never blend in with those R/S shippers ...