Crap, bogey, fart, bum, ass

A reading by the author GP Taylor, a priest who has written several fantasy novels, was cut short by a teacher because of the above "offensive language":
as reported by The Guardian

The kids concerned were 11- and 12-year-olds.

Honestly, what is the world coming to? Those kids probably use far worse words in the playground on a daily basis. Compared to the language of their rap and hip-hop records, the words Taylor used sound tame.