meme time!

If my livejournal was a fandom....

a. Who would the shippers pair me with?

b. Who would the slashers pair me with?

c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like, OR who is most likely to be turned into Canon Sue?

d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark? ("Jumping the shark" means the point at which a series goes irretrievably down the tubes in your opinion.)

e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.

... and snowstorm in Newcastle

snow driven diagonally across the campus. Bleurgh. not a pretty sight. It is going to be very slippery outside, which I hate. Kudos to the experts from Newcastle University building maintenance, who have not cleared away the snow and ice in front of the building where I work. Great job, guys. The orthopedics stations of the Royal Infirmary will thank you.

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