meme time!

[percival]

If my livejournal was a fandom....

a. Who would the shippers pair me with?

b. Who would the slashers pair me with?

c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like, OR who is most likely to be turned into Canon Sue?

d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark? ("Jumping the shark" means the point at which a series goes irretrievably down the tubes in your opinion.)

e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.

Comments

[swampfaye.livejournal.com]

You'd have to be with ARagorn since you are ARwen ..

[hilarityallen.livejournal.com]

I can think of a very typical story for your fandom. Since you're training to be a masseuse, the fic assumption would be that, ooh, let's turn it into something dodgy. So, while it probably wouldn't be the best fic, the most common one (possibly involving Mary Sues) would be that you're giving someone a massage, and you become unaccounable attracted towards them. Suddenly your control snaps (or theirs does)...
I think you can continue from here.

It's a depressingly common scenario. Especially with Mary-Sues.

[queenriley.livejournal.com]

a. Who would the shippers pair me with?

We go for cannon around here and say perceval/her husband (won't use real names, just in case you don't want me to)

b. Who would the slashers pair me with?

I don't know... don't think you actually swing that way, so I, as a slasher, wouldn't actually pair you up with anybody.

c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like, OR who is most likely to be turned into Canon Sue?

She would be tall and beautiful and model-skinny. She would have the perfect job and the perfect family, with exactly 2.5 kids. Basically, she doesn't exist.

d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark? ("Jumping the shark" means the point at which a series goes irretrievably down the tubes in your opinion.)

You won't. Ever. It's impossible.

e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.

With her mother finally seeking help, she brought her new baby daughter home from hospital to the cozy flat in Scotland they would share as a family.

And they lived happily ever after. The end. ;)

[piperx.livejournal.com]

d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?

When you decide to renounce Catholic Buddhism, move to Utah and become a Mormon.