What's in a name?

So, according to the Kabalarians, your name not only determines your personality, but it can also make you more prone to certain types of health problems. Let's test this on two popular literary figures, our beloved Sauron of Mordor and ever-cuddly Cthulhu.

( The effect of being called Sauron )

Now we know why he had to wear that helmet. Poor baby.

( As for Cthulhu )

Now we know - in real life Cthulhu is an entirely benevolent entity. He's just been sadly misunderstood by a certain H. Lovecraft ...