culture and call centres

[percival]

this is a sneak preview of Glasgow culture, folks:

Glasgow Survival Guide

Marvel at the Nedagotchi! cokerry, this is what your boys will get up to once they're big and grown and ... not very handsome.

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oh, and this ad is posted on our noticeboard:

LET'S KEEP CALL CENTER WORK IN THE USA

With more Call center and help desk support going off-shore, it might be time for your agency or company to team up with UNICOR/Federal Prison Industries.

UNICOR can be your #1 Outsource for outbound B to B and all inbound call support:

• Over 10 years of operating customer support centers
  
• Skilled operators
  
• Low labor rates
  
• Native U.S. language skills
  
• Highly secure
  
• Locations throughout the country
  

"Hello, this is Wells Fargo Telebanking. Say ... how old are you? Are you alone? Is your Mummy not home? Where do you live, sweetie?"

"Of course I can do my sums! I used to be an accountant at Enron before I was jailed for exterminating my wife and kids with a machine gun!"

"Yo, m*****f****, whaddaya want????"

Comments

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

LOL! That site is hilarious! (And correlates disturbingly well with the Mancunians we'd call "townies". :))

Glasgow survival guide

[piperx.livejournal.com]

You have to appreciate their honesty. :D

Sounds like an adventure (there's another good word for their brochures!) The spouse would love it, he loves places with "character".