A Public Service Announcement from your Friendly Local Massage Trainee

[percival]

Nobody should get bruised as a result of a massage. I repeat, there should be no bruises, no tissue damage. I don't even think that the muscles should be sore afterwards, because that is a sign of damage to the muscle fibres, overexertion.

If a masseur or a masseuse ever bruises you, complain to him or her. Let him or her explain to you why you had to sustain that damage, and why it had to hurt the way it did. The person who massaged scieppan is a JERK. She should not go back to him, warn her friends off, and ask the spa why they are employing him and what his qualifications are. Believe me, you can unknot shoulders without bruising people. I've done it several times already.

Normal reactions after a massage are:
- lightheadedness
- headache (toxins being released); that mainly occurs if you haven't drunk enough water
- tiredness and drowsiness
- warmth and redness in areas where muscle fibres have been unknotted

Anything you might want to add, saucebook?

I've already had four people scared off by incompetent masseurs who hurt them. When you massage such a person, you are not only dealing with tense muscles, but you also have to work against a fear of massage. Not a good situation to be in as a masseuse, let me tell you this from experience.

Comments

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

I adore getting a massage. Wish I could afford to have one every month (no, every week!!) but I don't think I've had a full-body massage in several years :-( I do think I might have been, well, not bruised but kind of pummeled at least once, long ago. When you've had a good massage you leave the table feeling about as relaxed as a wet noodle. It's a great feeling :-) I wish I could Portkey you over the Atlantic so you could give ME one! *hugs*