I just had a vision ...
Jun. 10th, 2003 04:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
percival... of a Brighton borders, crammed full of kiddies, busy playing "Harry and Hermione's first kiss", enjoying fun-packed activities such as "colour in pictures of Ron", "draw a Quidditch match", "name all Weasleys" ...
... and in a corner, huddled together, a bunch of teens and tweens, under varying degrees of alcohol influence, accompanied by two adults in their thirties, shouting "Bugger for Britain", "Remus and Sirius - The One True Way" and "AROOOOOOO!"
... one of the adults, who wears a "Big Head Girl" badge, is asked by a concerned parent: "Are these your children? Could you please tell them to behave? They are siriusly upsetting my Cordelia and my Augustus."
... whereupon the Big Head Girl hisses haughtily: "I am not THAT old!" The woman then points to the main troublemaker and continues: "This woman has just become an ADULT. She is fully responsible for her actions. Go and harass her. If you dare." The parent, after casting one look at the main troublemaker and her explicit T-shirt, breaks into a cold sweat and beats a hasty retreat. The Big Head Girl coos softly: "Arooo ...."
... and in a corner, huddled together, a bunch of teens and tweens, under varying degrees of alcohol influence, accompanied by two adults in their thirties, shouting "Bugger for Britain", "Remus and Sirius - The One True Way" and "AROOOOOOO!"
... one of the adults, who wears a "Big Head Girl" badge, is asked by a concerned parent: "Are these your children? Could you please tell them to behave? They are siriusly upsetting my Cordelia and my Augustus."
... whereupon the Big Head Girl hisses haughtily: "I am not THAT old!" The woman then points to the main troublemaker and continues: "This woman has just become an ADULT. She is fully responsible for her actions. Go and harass her. If you dare." The parent, after casting one look at the main troublemaker and her explicit T-shirt, breaks into a cold sweat and beats a hasty retreat. The Big Head Girl coos softly: "Arooo ...."
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hehe
Date: 2003-06-10 02:52 pm (UTC)