meme time!

[percival]

If my livejournal was a fandom....

a. Who would the shippers pair me with?

b. Who would the slashers pair me with?

c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like, OR who is most likely to be turned into Canon Sue?

d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark? ("Jumping the shark" means the point at which a series goes irretrievably down the tubes in your opinion.)

e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.

Comments

[hilarityallen.livejournal.com]

I can think of a very typical story for your fandom. Since you're training to be a masseuse, the fic assumption would be that, ooh, let's turn it into something dodgy. So, while it probably wouldn't be the best fic, the most common one (possibly involving Mary Sues) would be that you're giving someone a massage, and you become unaccounable attracted towards them. Suddenly your control snaps (or theirs does)...
I think you can continue from here.

It's a depressingly common scenario. Especially with Mary-Sues.